JEHU-CAL ‘LIQUID DFLECTOR’
This is probably the most random JEHU-CAL product we’ve ever released (for now) and I only made it because I had a dream like Martin Luther King Jr. I dreamt I was on my way somewhere in a fresh fit, it started raining and I didn’t have an umbrella so I got soaked. When I woke up from the dream I realised I don’t actually own an umbrella, and never have.
So I made an umbrella. Pretty simple story.
Here we have the JEHU-CAL umbrella, aka JEHU-CAL ‘Liquid Deflector’, that is suitable for keeping you protected from:
Boris Johnson’s toupee when it finally flies off of his head
Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Random vegans throwing vegetables at you in the street
And many more things